What Do I Have To Do Around Here To Get A Frosty?

We've all seen the commercials. Wendy's is suppose to be open late. Well apparently Olds didn't get the memo because their store is closed at the whopping extremely late hour of 8:00. Can you believe it??? The whole place is closed, the drive thru isn't even open. So if I want a frosty I have to have it before 8:00. That's not late, not even close. It's like your parents telling you your not allowed to have a snack before bed. That's just not right. Meanwhile Tim Hortons is still open but do they have frosty's ... no. All they have to offer me is coffee that will keep me up all night and doughnuts that weren't even cooked fresh but rather warmed up after they have been shipped frozen from half way across the country. I was forced to go to the nearly as cheap but not even close to being as good McDonald's for a sundae to get my ice cream fix. This does not shed a good light on Olds. It does make me appreciate the big city that much more because in Edmonton the Wendy's is open until at least midnight at most locations. Clearly the person responsible for this atrocity needs to be hunted down and beaten with a stick. Because lets face it a beating is always a good solution unless of course your on the other end of the beating, but I won't go there.

So there you have it my brief but very enraged rant, how dare they deny me my frosty. "Shakes fist in the air angrily".