Me in "The Dress"

For those of you who wouldn't believe unless you saw it, here is picture evidence of me in "the dress". After grad I hoped it would never happen again that I made an appearance in a dress but my sister so kindly asked me to be one of her bridesmaids, of course with the condition that I wear a dress. I agreed as long as it wasn't too revealing and I think we landed on a good choice. I could have done without the farmers tan though, but let's face it this is me were talking about and it is to be assumed that I'm not going to be perfectly suited to wear a dress especially in the middle of summer when I'm working outdoors. Anyway, in the long run the wedding was a lot of fun and I survived the night in the dress even though it gouged into my skin in certain places and left marks but I won't delve to deep into the details of my dress bruises. There was even some dancing on the table and since the pictures are bound to come out eventually I will beat others to it and post the blackmailing photos myself hence making them no longer blackmailing material. So ha, I have out bested you!!! Mawh ha ha (or something along those lines). Cheers.