All I Want To Do Is Watch The Game

The Oilers are in the playoffs, which most everyone should know and if you didn't already I informed everyone in my last blog, and all I want to do is watch the game. But will my T.V. let me? No, of course not. I have tried everything. I've moved it all around the apartment, put tinfoil on the ends of the antennae but nothing gets me CBC. I swear the T.V. gods are torturing me because no matter where I put it in the room or how I adjust the antennae I can never get CBC but I can always get Global. What kinda crap is that. Who needs Global? Do they have any good shows? No. Plus they don't have hockey so clearly that channel is useless.

Because of my T.V. woes I am forced to go elsewhere in search of the game because it would be a crime not to watch Oilers playoff hockey. So tonight when the game comes on I will wander over to the bowling alley to watch it. I will most likely be the only one in the bowling alley bar because it's exactly that and no one's first choice of a bar is the bowling alley, but that's okay I like to watch the game either alone or with people I know not a bunch of strangers at a bar. I choose the bowling alley because I simply want to watch hockey, plus it's close and smoke free. It's hard to go into a smoky bar now that I'm used to the no smoking laws in Edmonton. So for now I will suck it up and go to the bowling alley to watch hockey but I can't wait until I'm home and can watch the games in the comfort of my own living room that gets all the peasant vision channels. (I never thought I would praise peasant vision.) My advice for the day is watch the Oilers play and cheer them on, their going to need it.

On a side note I had a dream last night that the Oilers were playing Carolina in the playoffs and in order for that to happen that would mean it was the Stanley Cup playoff matchup. So I predict the Oilers are going to make it all the way and play in the finals against Carolina. But let's face it, it was just a dream and the likelihood of it happening is miniscule. Let's just say I'm not going to put any money on it. But wouldn't it be weird if it happened... that would mean I was psychic. Creepy.